There is a problem in the way we talk about self-pleasure. If you think jacking off is something lonely folks do on a Saturday night, reconsider.
The biggest and best Os I've ever had and my hand is enjoying its vacation. " What really works for me is JOI (Jerk Off Instruction), type of porn.
Like monkeys and Pokemon, masturbation is evolving. Our ancestors used to put a stick covered in termites in their proto-dicks to get off.